TV thoughts

[delphia2ohohoh]

If they want me to see 'Speed Racer', I want the theme. The real theme. Not some knocked-up, fussified, pussified, rap-ized or modernized cover version either. Otherwise, Go Speed Racer will take on a new meaning for me.

The snotty child who says "I don't like broccoli...I don't like chicken...I don't think I like waffles"....even tho I know child abuse is a terrible thing, I'm willing to sell her to someone in Thailand if I have to hear that ad one more time.

The overly cheery Progressive check out lady who shouts all her lines...someone needs to make sure she doesn't hook up with Billy Mays and breed. Oh and bitch slap her a few times for me too.

Everyone in the USA now knows that analog signals will be kaput in a year. We really don't need to see those ads about it 50 times a day between now and then.

Cavemen...they need to be extinct on tv too.

I really hate Olive Garden and Sonic ads the most because they sound so good and we don't have them up here. They need to be replaced by local ads damn it.

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[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

I checked the Sonic website and they have a 'travel' button that maps out every Sonic drive-in from your departure point to your destination. Yeah, I printed it out LOL! The first one was Florence, Kentucky. Yes, I'm almost embarrassed by myself. :oD