TV thoughts
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 06:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
If they want me to see 'Speed Racer', I want the theme. The real theme. Not some knocked-up, fussified, pussified, rap-ized or modernized cover version either. Otherwise, Go Speed Racer will take on a new meaning for me.
The snotty child who says "I don't like broccoli...I don't like chicken...I don't think I like waffles"....even tho I know child abuse is a terrible thing, I'm willing to sell her to someone in Thailand if I have to hear that ad one more time.
The overly cheery Progressive check out lady who shouts all her lines...someone needs to make sure she doesn't hook up with Billy Mays and breed. Oh and bitch slap her a few times for me too.
Everyone in the USA now knows that analog signals will be kaput in a year. We really don't need to see those ads about it 50 times a day between now and then.
Cavemen...they need to be extinct on tv too.
I really hate Olive Garden and Sonic ads the most because they sound so good and we don't have them up here. They need to be replaced by local ads damn it.
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Date: 2008-05-03 01:26 pm (UTC)I really would like to try out a Sonic because of the steady stream of ads, but we don't have them around here either. In fact, the only time I ever saw one was driving through West Virginia for my grandmother's funeral.
Hate the Cavemen and the perky check-out girl. There are several ads I am quick to change the channel on.
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Date: 2008-05-03 07:02 pm (UTC)Olive Garden = faux-Italian food
When I see they've added tripe to the menu, then they can be called an Italian restaurant...
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Date: 2008-05-03 08:35 pm (UTC)Olive Garden has been "Numbed down" for the masses. Pretty red pasta sauces and "OMG" alfredo!!!
No thanx...
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Date: 2008-05-03 09:14 pm (UTC)My grandpa was right off the boat (from outside of Naples I think) and when he and Uncle Johnny used to make sausage, oh man...I could hardly wait for a family sausage spaghetti meal!
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