MarySue ThrowDown!

[delphia2ohohoh]

Behind the cut for big picture and dirty suggestions of het sex! *gasp!*

I grok Spock. He groks me back. Repeatly. I've been in love with him since before the show started, when I saw this picture in TV Guide Magazine:

Foolish fans think he was doing it with Kirk. HA! Kirk was doing it with his (f-)buddy Bones. Spock is mine, I tell you, MINE!

Sid refutes this. She foolishly thinks he wants her. I say, let the MarySueing begin. Sid, I challenge you to a MarySue ThrowDown. (Similar to a MarySue ThrowUp, but not the same.) I give you 24 hours to come up with a Spock/MarySid drabble, double drabble, tribble drabble, whatever. I will work on mine. We post them here and let the flist decide who gets primarysue ownership to lord over the other. (Yes, I know you write better than me and I suspect I will have to retreat to the corners of my mind to sulk with Ezra, but I have to try or Spock will never forgive me!)

So, the question is, do you feel lucky? Go ahead, make my day. :oD

Unlocked for public display because sometimes it's kinder to warn people about the scary stuff first!

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Silly girls. Flip a coin. Winner gets him for the next Pon Far (or the real reason why Vulcans chose to suppress their emotions - the frustration was killing them). Loser gets the one after that. So you have to wait 14 years before you get him again. There are lots of other pretty boys to play with in the meantime. :-)

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

I'm older. If we flip a coin and I lose and have to wait 14 years, I might not get my turn because I'd be dead! (Marydelphia sex good, necro sex not good.) Besides, what could be better than MarySid and Marydelphia fics? You know you want to read it!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Probably wouldn't be the full 14 years for the loser since *surely* he's somewhere in the middle of the cycle now. :-)