I don't like poodles

Well, I don't like the way they have those stupid, stupid cuts on them. And I really hate that the judges in dog shows are so prejudiced when it comes to poodles. They always choose the damn stupid looking poodles! Hey, what about that bitchin' gorgeous mastiff over there? Or the Bernese? Or the Tibetan Terrier? Choose something different for a change dammit! *wants a poodle-less dog show!*