MarySue ThrowDown!

[delphia2ohohoh]

Behind the cut for big picture and dirty suggestions of het sex! *gasp!*

I grok Spock. He groks me back. Repeatly. I've been in love with him since before the show started, when I saw this picture in TV Guide Magazine:

Foolish fans think he was doing it with Kirk. HA! Kirk was doing it with his (f-)buddy Bones. Spock is mine, I tell you, MINE!

Sid refutes this. She foolishly thinks he wants her. I say, let the MarySueing begin. Sid, I challenge you to a MarySue ThrowDown. (Similar to a MarySue ThrowUp, but not the same.) I give you 24 hours to come up with a Spock/MarySid drabble, double drabble, tribble drabble, whatever. I will work on mine. We post them here and let the flist decide who gets primarysue ownership to lord over the other. (Yes, I know you write better than me and I suspect I will have to retreat to the corners of my mind to sulk with Ezra, but I have to try or Spock will never forgive me!)

So, the question is, do you feel lucky? Go ahead, make my day. :oD

Unlocked for public display because sometimes it's kinder to warn people about the scary stuff first!

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Silly girls. Flip a coin. Winner gets him for the next Pon Far (or the real reason why Vulcans chose to suppress their emotions - the frustration was killing them). Loser gets the one after that. So you have to wait 14 years before you get him again. There are lots of other pretty boys to play with in the meantime. :-)

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

I'm older. If we flip a coin and I lose and have to wait 14 years, I might not get my turn because I'd be dead! (Marydelphia sex good, necro sex not good.) Besides, what could be better than MarySid and Marydelphia fics? You know you want to read it!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Probably wouldn't be the full 14 years for the loser since *surely* he's somewhere in the middle of the cycle now. :-)

[execknowitall.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee.

*grabs popcorn, M&M's and a Mike's Hard Lime, sits back and waits for the Ficcing to begin*

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

You sure you want to read this stuff on a full stomach? Altho I'm sure it will be better on alcohol. *runs out to other fridge to get Mike for author inspiration!*

[or-mabinogi.livejournal.com]

decide who gets primarysue ownership

I read that as Primate-Sue. Had to go back to see it was Pri-MARY-Sue. Which makes so much more sense.

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Great, now I have Cheeta in my mind. Stop that...I need aliens in my head, not monkeys!

[amnellwyvern.livejournal.com]

Ooh! This should be fun! *joins Exec and her popcorn*

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

See note above about full stomach! :oD

[amnellwyvern.livejournal.com]

LOL! Good point!

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

*gets comfy on the couch w/ nell and exec.*

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

I'll try not to let the het get too graphic to protect your young eyes. :o)

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

I betcha Spock would go for a threesome. *eg*

I'm gonna have to give delph a point for the phrase: primarysue ownership. *giggle*

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Hey, he's not an Intergalactic Ho like Dixon! However, if he wants to add Picard to our bed, I'd consider it.

I personally liked the tribble pun better, but I bow gratefully for the point!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

::sob:: But I thought Spock wanted me!

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

*laffs a scoffing laff!*

[aelfgyfu_mead]

You dare laugh at me?

Maybe Spock wants you (or Sid?) for your body (or Sid's?), but he admires my mind. Take that!

I see your IQ and raise you one MarySue-ism!

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

You do know Sid and I are both MENSA, right? (My membership is not currently active, but I think Sid's is.) So we all have fine minds. No, it's that indefinable something else that makes Spock and I soul-mates in the true MarySue tradition!

I see your MarySue-ism and raise you!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

I didn't know for certain that you're both MENSA, but I'm not at all surprised. It's not my IQ he's after; it's my ability to understand him in a way no one else can! The child of a coolly logical father and a very human mother--I was meant for him!

(I should probably quit here before I get much further behind. I just can't stand to see two other people fighting about my Twu Wuv without recognizing my claim to him--and his to me!)

Re: I see your MarySue-ism and raise you!

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

See, now I'm the child of a very human father and a cool, unemotional mother, so I'm the rule about opposites attracting!

I think you may have to write your own MaryAelfgySue if you really want to make a claim. :oD

I concede!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

you may have to write your own MaryAelfgySue
Now, see, that is why I knew I had to get out--although it's worth coming this far just to see you write "MaryAelfgySue." I mean, for that alone you've already got points over Sid.

My only Mary Sue stories were in my head. I never wrote any of them down, and I don't intend to start now. Certainly not when I'm already hopelessly outclassed. I retire from the field of battle and go to nurse my wounds.

MaryAelfgySue--I so have to show this to Brilliant Husband when he gets home.

[michare1a.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! *grabs popcorn and other various snack food with everyone else and gets comfy* *waits patiently*

[michare1a.livejournal.com]

Also, "primarysue" really cracked me up :-D

[sid]

So, 24 hours from NOW, or 24 hours from when I didn't see you post this? *narrows eyes*

A drabble would not be sufficient to dramatize my teenage fantasy adequately. But presumably no-one would want to read that anyway. *narrows eyes more narrowly*

(I let my MENSA membership lapse this time around - which gave me the chance to finally catch up on Bulletins while I was in Wisconsin last week!)

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

How about anytime on Friday? Mine is over tribble-drable size already anyway. And yes, we want all of your tortured teen-age angst pored/poored/poured out for all to see. You post in your LJ, I'll post in mine and we can add links to each other's later. Then I'll post a poll. I'll even unlock mine so your enormous fan club can support your paltry effort!

En garde! says I, flourishing my purple prose quill of glorious pink ostrich tail feather.

[sid]

So be it, she enjoindered darkly.

*digs out Leonard Nimoy albums for inspiration*